Sunday, September 9, 2007

Tyler Fish Flakes Food's Aliases

Your movie star name: Temptations William

Your fashion designer name is Tyler London

Your socialite name is Smiler Chico

Your fly girl / guy name is T Foo

Your detective name is Cat Panther High

Your barfly name is Cheese Niptini

Your soap opera name is Fish Flakes The Woods Drive

Your rock star name is Chicken Nips Jake

Your Star Wars name is Tylsop Fooang

Your punk rock band name is The Content Whirly Bird

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Vishus, vishus deer alert

Cat's who are very fearful of big mean vishus deer, cover your eyes and don't read further. I found a disturbing picture on the Internet.

I'm not the deer expert, but I think this is what it looks like justs before the deer devowrs the tender, joocie, yung kittiecat. (I don't know what's happening to my spelling when I writ about the things, gud speling gos owt the windo.)


This is what some bad*ss cat, amped up on Mao and Rocky's Deer Repelant did to the vishus, vishus deer. I'm trying to find out this cat's name and e-mail address to see if she's available to hire as my personal body guard. Does anyone know this white cat or how she can be located. I'd be able to sleep better in the day if I knew she were patroling my neighborhood. I'm willing to give up my Temptations and stinky goodness allowance in exchange for protection. I'll give up my sisters' and brother's allowances also. If I'm protected, so are they and I think they need to chip in on paying the catguard.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Only My Nose Knows




A Mancat like myself doesn't just chow down each Temptation offered. I insist on sniffing each one out to verify that it is something I would want to eat. One never knows when my mother might try to slip something distasteful down my throat by disguising it as a Temptaion nugget. Knowing her she might try to sneak a brussels sprout into my mouth. So I insist on sniffing out each and every piece of food that goes into me, even if it looks like it might be something yummy. My mommy thinks that I should recognize a Temptation by now as something delicious. According to her all my sisters and brother gobble down their treats without giving the good ol' sniff test. I know for a fact that my sister, Kali, eats up her Cosequin capsules morning and night while it's disguised by just a little pill pocket. Serves her right for being so indiscriminate with what goes into her mouth.

Friday, August 31, 2007



Good-bye Anastasia.


Good-bye, Oscar, I'm sorry I never met you.


Good-bye Ubee. You weren't around long enough for me to get to know well, but still we will miss you.


Good-bye Bendan. Again, I didn't know you, but I wish I had. Until we do meet, be happy over there.

This has been a challenging month on our Faith. It is us that miss you. We will live our lives to their fullest and then we'll meet you at the Bridge.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

It's Time for a Meme

'Scattergories' meme:
Here are the rules:
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the questions.They must be real places, names, things ... nothing made up! (Except…we're cats…we don't know human streets and things…so I'm bending the rules just a bit here.)If you can't think of anything, skip it. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question. If your name happens to start with the same letter as mine, sorry, but you can't use my answers!
My name: TYLER

1. Famous Singer: Tina Turner

2. Four letter word: TUSH


3. Street: Turk Street


4. Color: turquoise


5. Gifts/Presents: Tennis bracelet


6. Vehicle: Topolino (Fiat)


7. Things in a Souvenir Shop: T-shirts


8. Boy Name: Tom


9. Girl Name: Tara


10. Movie Title: Toy Story


11. Drink: Tequila


12. Occupation: Taxidermist


13. Celebrity: Lilly Tomlin


14. Magazine: Time


15. U.S. City: Trukee


16. Pro Sports: Toronto Blue Jays


17. Fruit: Tangelo


18. Reason for Being Late for Work: Temptations overloadl


19. Something You Throw Away: Trash


20. Things You Shout: Try that again mister!!


21. Cartoon Character: Tom (of Tom and Jerry)

Wow, that was a bit challenging. I tag my good friends Adan and Parker.

Enjoy your Wednesday everyone.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Mancat Monday in Charge



Tyler: Mom, don't worry while you're at work, I'll take care of the kittens.

Mom: Thanks Ty. You're the best. I'll be back before you all wake up from your afternoon naps.

Tyler: Ok mom, come home soon.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Bring Ana Home



We're praying for that miracle! Anastasia come home today! Everyone let's join together and bring Ana home right now! (Thank you Skeezix for making the graphic.)