Project HAM

When we heard about Project HAM, we went over to their website and hit that Paypal button really fast. We told our mom after she got home from work what we had done and she said "Good job kids! I can tell I've raised you right. By any chance are you all responsible for ordering the boxes and bags full of cat toys and treats that continue to arrive daily?"

Tyler: Momma, it's all Cookie's fault. She's the one who was looking over your shoulder and memorized your Paypal password.

Mom: Well I see I need to be more careful around you all. But Kitties, I have another idea of how to help Project HAM. We can auction off those brand new slippers I bought that don't fit me. These slippers are sooooooo cute. They have never been worn except to try them on to find out that they don't fit. My feet swell up sometime and I should have realized that before I bought them. They are a Women's Medium, size 8-9. The best part is that they are microwavable to leave a meowmy's toes nice and toasty in these cold months. Here's the official description:

Product Description
Rejuvenate your feet with heat. Our microwaveable kitty slippers soothe your feet with gentle warmth. Lush black plush, slip-on's rejuvenate with heat therapy. Heat flax seed slipper in the microwave for 30 seconds and soothing moist heat will work on sore tired feet. Instructions To soothe sore feet, heat in your microwave for 30 seconds on a towel. If needed, microwave for another 15 seconds. (Always check temperature to ensure that warmth is safe before use). Do not overheat. Do not exceed one minute.

So anyone interested please leave your bid in the comments section. I'll close the bidding Friday December 14th at 11:59 pm PST. Please leave a blog site or an e-mail name so that I can contact the highest bidder. Once you've paid Sammy and Miles Paypal account, I'll put them in the mail to you. Please click on the above Project Ham link in order to find out more about the cause and to find the Paypal button.

Tuesday's Orange Tabby's Hiding Spot from the Witchy B*tchty Brown Tabby, Cookie

My grumpy big sister Cookie doesn't like for me to rest on mom's bed. This is where I hide sometimes from her when I want to be close to mom while she's sleeping. It's really the PTU on the floor at the foot of the bed. In the middle of the night I like to just jump on the bed and let Cookie have her growling fits. Momma always scolds her to be quiet. I like it when she gets in trouble.
Listen you little orange Pipsqueak, I know where you are and I can come get you, I don't care what mom says. I only stop growling when I want to stop, ok? Stay OFF of my bed! This Millie's bed is MINE. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Mom: "Sigh, will you two ever get along?"

Kitty Cousins

These are my cousins. The black tuxie is Chase and the gray tuxie is his brother Chris. They live in Lodi, CA with my aunt Beth and her family. When my mom spends the night, these two cuddle bunnies sleep on top of her and the other right up close. Mom tells us she's in heaven over there because although we do like to share the bed, only Cookie will sleep on top of her and only for a short while. We really don't mind her cuddling with them. But Mom, one night only and don't forget who really owns you!

A Floofy Tailed Tuesday

Who's big floofy tail is this?



It's mine!

New Smells on Mancat Monday

Oh, wow, this is just the most wonderful scent a mancat could ever smell. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.



I just MUST put the bitey on this toy... What's that? Nip...you say? Mencat just LOVE this nip stuff.



Ahhhhhhh, this is Wonderful! I hope ALL my blog friends get toys filled with this stuff. What??? Not every cat enjoys this smell? What a shame. Have a wonderful Mancat Monday even if you are a Ladycat.

Mommy You Should Know Better

No, I do not WANT you to touch me. Mommy, My long pretty furs are not for your fingers to run through. Every day I jump up on your bed so that you can admire me and talk sweet talk to me. I do NOT jump up here so that you will reach out and touch me. Every day I have to jump away after you try to pet me. When will you learn?

Mommy: Sophie, Honey, honestly I forget. I've never had a cat with such floofy fur before nor a cat who didn't want to be touched. I want to honor you and make you feel comfortable, but I can't help it. I think that maybe today will be the day you'll let me caress you. I will try much harder to let you be.

Sophie: That would be much better for me. I like it when you play with me, when you give me yummy treats, clean out the dirty litter box and feed me that stinky stuff. I just don't want you to touch me. I just want my kitty sister and brothers to groom me. I trust them and they know how to clean me just the way I like.

Mommy: Well, if you ever want me to scritch or scratch I'll be here waiting. I just want so much to pet your floofiness.

Sophie: I know Mommy. My furs are quite beautiful. I take very good care of them. Who knows someday maybe...

Mommy: At least I have hope, You Silly Girl.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I just jumped on momma's lap and I had to dig my rear claws into her leg because not only was she allowing Kali to sit in her chair but a minute ago she was making sweet googly noises at her. That is not to be tolerated. Next, I stretched out on top of her hands while they were on the keyboard. This is how I tell her to STOP writing. He, he, he now Kali is beating mom's face with her tail. She has an awesome tail action. When ever she's the slight bit annoyed she beats her tail back and forth like a metronome. It actually causes my mom pain as it swipes across her face.

Once again, we've been away forever. Mom took the camera to work again and doesn't have any new pictures for me to share. (Not even of the beautiful new Gizzy quilt.) I did insist on coming on to wish all my blog friends from the USA a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. She has tomorrow off from her tiny people at her work. She's going to spend tomorrow snuggling with us while doing a bit of cooking. Early, early Thursday morning she will drive to the San Joaquin Valley where her father and stepmother live and also her baby sister's family live. Most of her siblings will gather to celebrate. Her brother who lives in Taiwan and her other brother who lives in Monterey, CA won't make it. My uncle Tom, the brother who lives in the same city as Adan does doesn't come home very often at all. Uncle Richard stays home to spend the holiday with his family in Monterey.

I read somewhere that Tuesdays now can be Tattle day and since this is my specialty I have a tattle about my mom's family. Mommy's brother Richard's wife doesn't like my grandpa and my grandpa doesn't like his wife so Uncle Richard just comes on Friday to help keep the peace. My mom thinks it's all quite sad that the her sister-in-law insists on staying away. Grandpa is getting on in his years, it would be wonderful to have more of the family together on such a day. But if this is how it has to be, then mommy will simply enjoy seeing her brother on Friday and spend Thursday enjoying the rest of the family that IS there.

We all here hope that your holiday is just the best that can be! May each kitty in the US get a huge turkey or ham dinner.
Blessings from, Tyler, Kali, Cookie, Jake and Sophie