Tyler, I need your blog

Yes, I did bite him. This is Cookie speaking. Yes, I am the lovely BROWN tabby you see in the picture above. I had to put that orange runt kitty in his place. I am tired of running me over 9 gazillion times a day. When Momma waves the mouse wand for ME to capture, that orange piece of fur runs in front of me before I've had a chance. Every cat here knows that I have to crouch down, stare down my prey with my evil eyes AND wiggle my butt before I go into attack. Both of the kittens are cuddling with Tyler. I used to be his only cuddle buddy. And you are petting them more than is necessary.

Momma: Cookie, I know this change has been rough on you. Take a time out and calm yourself down. I still love you. I just can't allow you to hurt the others, ok? Settle down and then I'll come and cuddle with you in a bit.

(Wow, that Feliway stuff must really work. I just noticed that it's time to refill my three bottles I had going. )

Sophie the Snuggler

Here I was showing off my sensational tummy, Next thing I know Sophie crawls over and hogs my picture. Don't tell my momma, but she is kinda cute. She's a good snuggle bunny. Best of all she adores me.

Mancat Monday

"What do you mean you want my best mancat look? What other look do I have? Hmph...mothers."

Who's out there?

THE KITTENS: AHHHHHH! Momma! Are those the vishus deer eyes we've been reading about?
MOMMA: Let me turn on the lights.




THE KITTENS: Oh, he, he. I guess we're safe.

MOMMA: I guess so. I think I need to vacuum that curtain.

My Other Two Sisters

Here are pics of my other two sisters. The dark one is Kali, my very old big sister. Momma forgot to charge the camera's battery, so this is the best pic she has. She's a 17 year old tortie. She's a very grumpy girl with everyone except momma. She forgets that I'm the real boss around here. When I go in her space to remind her that all spaces are really MY spaces she bats at me. She also tries to sleep in momma's lap that is MY lap. Yesterday when she turns around to get down I gave her the bitie on her backside. Momma made me get out of the chair. Momma just doesn't understand that all she has to do is honor and respect my alpha male status. Momma says there's also something about "old lady status". I don't think she really knows what she's talking about, but what can I say, even I know momma's the biggest boss of all.

The other photo is of Cookie. She's showing momma her hairless tummy. She wants momma to know that she's had a lot of stress due to the little rodents that are running around here. She licked alls her hair off down there. She's getting better now. Her hair is growing back. Mommas put up that Feliway stuff everywhere. She made some secret hiding spots for Cookie. Cookie now tolerates 'em. But if they try to use her tail as an attack toy, Cookie meows very loudly, whips around and gives the offender the evil eye. Now the kittens know all about Cookie's evil eye so they just hang around me instead.

Thank you to all my visitors. I love the attention. I'll try to get to your place some time really soon.

Happy Birthday America! Toodles!
Tyler

Kittens, Kittens, Kittens

Ok, today I'm going to introduce the kittens 'cuz they think they should go next. They SAY that they're real cute and peoples are going to want to see 'em. Now I warn you they appear cute and they can be. But do you know what they do to me? Now, you don't know me very well and I want to assure you that I am a manly beefcake type of cat. So when I tell you what they do to me, understand that if I wasn't such a self-assured type of guy, my dignity might be hurt. Okay it started off with the calico kitty, Sophie...when she finds me lying down trying to nap, she tries to NURSE on me. Now if that wasn't bad enough, the other kitten, Jake has started to join her in this very embarrasings activity. Momma says she feels sorry for the kittens because they must have left their mommas too soon. She tells me it's good to be patient. I have compasion I dos, but tell me, how much is a dignified mancat suppose to put up wif? So I let them try to give me hickies for a few moments and then I push them off and say "meOWS" real loudly. They STILL go at it purring like a couple of, well...kittens. I needs to just get up and goes.It's not fair because they gets to stay near momma and I'm the one to run off. Sometimes momma lets me stay with her with the door closed off from those two and it sure is nice to get a break.

So here's sweet picture of the kittens and then a picture of Sophie trying to milk me, Sheesh. My ears tell it all don't you think?




Momma says not to leave out how we gots the kids. Well, Sophie just showed up to momma's school(she's a teacher) one day about a month ago on 5/30/07. She fell in loves with her and brought her home that same day (after she saw the V-E-T). And well she was so wild with the rest of us, momma desided to get her a brother, her own age, at the shelter. So momma went and found Jake the next week. Sophie got all hissy and spitty with Jake when they first met. Here she was just a few days here in her safe room and she didn't want to share it with no other kitty. She knew he wasn't a kitty who lived here befores. By the end of that day, they were bestest friends. All we know about both of them is that they were lost babies on the street. Noew they have their forever home and momma loves just like the rest of us.

I have two more sisters I'm going to show you tomorow.
Toodles, Tyler

My First Entry

I'm trying my bestest to figure out this blogging thingy. It just took me hours to try an show you my sweet photo. I asked momma's help and she deleted my photo! So then I had to use not my best picture of me. I'm much more handsome than this out of focus one. I'll ask momma to take more pictures so you can see just how handsome I really am.