Mom: Um, I could give them my word that you're still here eating, sleeping, shedding and stinking up the litter boxes.
Tyler: I just don't know if that's good enough, Mom. My friends aren't that gullible. They need proof, like pictures. I think you're going to have to drive into work and just pick up that camera.
Mom: I think they'll trust me.
Tyler: I know, you can fake it by using old pictures of us.
Mom: Ty, I'm going to go take a nap. Are you coming?
Tyler: What about my pics?
Mom: Zzzzzzzzz



