Tyler: I've got good news and some bad news too. The good stuff is that my mom is home for a whole 9 days in a row. She gets a week off in February. That means extra snuggling time for us. The bad news is that she left her camera at work and it's been forever since she showed our blogging friends our pictures. For all you know a giant woofie came in and ate us all for breakfast and it's just my mom typing up these words in our absence. Mom can you think of any way to prove to our blogging friends that we're still alive and not in the bottom of some woofie's stomach.
Mom: Um, I could give them my word that you're still here eating, sleeping, shedding and stinking up the litter boxes.
Tyler: I just don't know if that's good enough, Mom. My friends aren't that gullible. They need proof, like pictures. I think you're going to have to drive into work and just pick up that camera.
Mom: I think they'll trust me.
Tyler: I know, you can fake it by using old pictures of us.
Mom: Ty, I'm going to go take a nap. Are you coming?
Tyler: What about my pics?
Mom: Zzzzzzzzz