Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Mom and the Bottle

Tyler: I'm sooooo mad at my mom!!!! She squirted me with WATER on my butt!!! Why did she spray me with the liquid punishment in a bottle? For no good reason! That's why!
The Mom: Tyler, tell the truth please.
Tyler: The truth is that I went up to my uppity sister Cookie and gave her an "I love you tap" cuz even though she's a pain, it is the season for love and good cheer.
The Mom: Tyler tell the truth please.
So my love tap was a LITTLE harsh.
Tyler. Tell...
Ok, so I hit her as hard as I possibly could.
She looked too happy all snuggled up in MY Millie bed.
Your Millie b-?
In A Mille bed. I know, I know, there was another empty Millie bed right next to the one she was using. But, I'M the alpha cat, and she just looked too darn happy in THAT Millie bed.
Tyler, I thought I raised you to be-
A loving alpha cat? Ok, sorry mom. I'm gonna just go and curl up in the other Millie bed.
Good idea.