Cookie: Me? Is that me you've got there? Hey, that's not fair. My horizontal stripes give the illusion of me being more 'robust' than normal. Plus the angle is unflattering. And that's before my tummy furs grew back! Take that picture off, now!
Mom: Sorry Sweety, it's the thing I have for today. You should be grateful that I couldn't rotate it for a better view.
Cookie: Hmph! Don't say I didn't warn you. Remember what I did to your bathroom rug when you brought the second brat home? Well, guess where I'm headed now.
