Wednesday, July 18, 2007

What collar?

"Tyler, Sweetpea, what's different about you?" wonders Momma.
"Don't know," evades Ty.

"Ok where did you leave it?"' asks Momma.
"Couldn't tell you," mumbles Ty.
"You wore it for less than a month. It was made from fine soft leather and it was quite thin so you wouldn't notice it around your neck."
"I noticed."
"I need it back," says Mom.
"Hmmm.... I'll get the word out...not.