Cookie: Me? Is that me you've got there? Hey, that's not fair. My horizontal stripes give the illusion of me being more 'robust' than normal. Plus the angle is unflattering. And that's before my tummy furs grew back! Take that picture off, now!
Mom: Sorry Sweety, it's the thing I have for today. You should be grateful that I couldn't rotate it for a better view.
Cookie: Hmph! Don't say I didn't warn you. Remember what I did to your bathroom rug when you brought the second brat home? Well, guess where I'm headed now.
21 comments:
Hee! Don't turn away from your chub. Love you chub-it draws the beans in for chub rubs. :)
Hi! Every one knows horizontal stripes and a bad angle add 10 lbs. I think you should do some damage to that rug!!
It is a cute picture tho....We know you are svelte!
That calls for revenge!!!
This is way worse than the tongue!
BITE. That is my advice. And for this one: Bite # 3, a hard AND long one!
I will be teaching a bite seminar at zevo calamari's place in the fall...
Anastasia
I think it's just a bad angle, Cookie. You look very pretty to me.
You are just pleasingly plump. Don't be bothered by photos of your full figure.
Wow that is impressive! I always say the more ponch you have the better off you are! But that's just me, humans are dumb though, never forget that.
Chase
oh my.
So that is Cookie! The one with "issues" about the new little ones?
She's adorable. And WIDE. Which we love, being a bit thick ourselves. ("some" of us.) Embrace the chub, like Monty says!
You anticipated tomorrow's post wherein Willie does move away from the dawg very quickly! We shot an action sequence!
Also, in old news, your comment the other day about the gender issue got us thinking about how much the Mosaic Lady has fallen in love with boy cats over the last 15 years, and wants one or two to join us next... yet she insisted when she got a dog, it would be a girl. Leah was the only girl in a litter of 8! (We attribute all Leah's neuroses to that.) Weird, huh? (We attribute ML's neuroses to her being neurotic.)
Oah~!! That is really a special trick angle~! But, I love seeing you in this way, too.
Don't worry about it~!
looks at the pink belly! how cute!
Maybe instead of the rug you need to go after that camera. It's clearly broken anyway!
Awwww yous not fat just real flooooofy. I like those pretty stripes on your furs:)
Thank you for coming to see me today Tyler:))
MOL I forgot why I came here:))
I put up a disclaimer as you suggested! I HAD TO DO IT....the bean was busy givin me another bath!!! Sheeeech...
The angle of that photo is definitely not very flattering.
My goodness but you do look happy even if those horizontal stripes are slightly unflattering. FAZ
hehehe, I think you look cute with your stripey floofy furs!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Hey, stripes make you look fat, but fat makes you look fat, too. LOL!
But we consider that a sign of a healthy well-fed cat. So widebody is "good".
Like yer blog...
Skeeter and LC
OH, BTW, yer added to our list...
Woa! I would have broken Mom's camera if she took a picture of my like that! There is clearly something wrong with the lens.
Thanks for the info on dehydration. Kavan drinks lots of water, and is staying well hydrated.
Tara
Not to worry, Cookie, we see you as you are on the inside! And we know how the camera lies!
Cookie dear, I'm sure there's some law somewhere that prohibits posting unflattering pictures of a girl. 'Specially ones that make us look "wide"!!
Tipper
Hee! You look smoochable!
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