Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Vishus, vishus deer alert

Cat's who are very fearful of big mean vishus deer, cover your eyes and don't read further. I found a disturbing picture on the Internet.

I'm not the deer expert, but I think this is what it looks like justs before the deer devowrs the tender, joocie, yung kittiecat. (I don't know what's happening to my spelling when I writ about the things, gud speling gos owt the windo.)


This is what some bad*ss cat, amped up on Mao and Rocky's Deer Repelant did to the vishus, vishus deer. I'm trying to find out this cat's name and e-mail address to see if she's available to hire as my personal body guard. Does anyone know this white cat or how she can be located. I'd be able to sleep better in the day if I knew she were patroling my neighborhood. I'm willing to give up my Temptations and stinky goodness allowance in exchange for protection. I'll give up my sisters' and brother's allowances also. If I'm protected, so are they and I think they need to chip in on paying the catguard.

25 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no!! That poor black kitty. We hope the white kitty got there in time to save it.

Daisy said...

That white cat looks very brave and strong! I'll bet the white cat saved the black cat from the vishus deer. Maybe the white cat has superpowers!

Henry Helton said...

Oh. My. Gosh.

Mickey said...

I'm sure the black cat hid in a dark spot in the woods.There he would blend into the woods and the confused deer was chased by the white cat.

Lux said...

That white cat is me with my furs all fluffed out!

Teehee, no, not really.

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Wow -- that white cat sure gave that deer the smackdown and sent it packing.

And about this woofie in my house... she's VERY friendly and wants to lay down with me and she even tried to sniff my bootie!! I was appalled. I hissed at her good and hard.

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Tyler come on over to my place and I will protect you from the deer:) and I also have a gifty for you today...come see:)

michico 小芥 said...

Wowwww, impressive~!!!!
Very impressive~!!!!!

I couldn't do that~!!!

Dragonheart said...

Wow, those are quite the photos! I hope the black cat in the first photo ended up being okay. In the second photo, that white cat is very brave!

Christine and FAZ said...

That white at is soooooo cool! Huh - take that vishus deer! FAZ

Forty Paws said...

Well, we think she lives at 1710 with a very pretty yard.

Luf, Us

The Furry Kids said...

I hope that black kitty got away. I wonder if there are any of those brave, white cats in our neighborhood.

Earl Grey

Laura said...

Wow!
If we didn't know better (and we really don't), we'd swear that was Walter coming down from heaven to perform a Divine Intervention Kitty Rescue!
Walter loved to play with all creatures. He was so curious and social! He's just playing tag with the deer, really.
Mosaic Cats

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Vishus deer in da noos. I bet Angie would chase down a vishus deer like dat. I seen her chase a bun like her butt wuz on fire.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh no! a House Panther in distress! This is my worst fear, being eaten by a Vishus Deer. Why didn't the person behind the camera step in.

That white cat is awesome! I wonder if she is part of a gang that we can send around the country ridding our neighborhoods of Vishus Deer. If I hear anything about hiring her, I'll let you know.

Chairman Mao said...

Poor black kitty! That's furry skeery stuff. And hehehe that the white kitty kicked the vishus deer's BUTT!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Lux said...

It was Sojos Organic Catnip we got for Forty Paws - we went through Amazon but it's offered other places, also.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

haha i am still laffin at your post about the white cat and this post, well, how can you sleep knowing there are things such as this going on? hah a

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

Oh deer!

Chairman Mao said...

Hi, Tyler! You asked where Brainball got her name! Well, her real name's Calamity Jane, and sometimes she's called C.J. fur short, but most of the time she's called Brainball cause she's a Fuzzball With Eyes. Mom and Dad came up with that a long time ago, callin' her a Brainball to mean a fuzzball with eyes, and it stuck!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ariel said...

Hi Tyler,

That white kitty is really brave.
She'd make a great body guard alright
yet I'd miss my temptations.

The Cat Realm said...

I think the black kitty ATTACKED the deer right after the picture was taken and then the deer just had to run like the other one in the next picture!!!
I growl at deer when I see them and they leave me alone!
I am back - after I found a comment from Anastasia at Oscar's blog I decided I have to end this wallowing in grieve! What a guy, this Oscar! I think Anastasia took it as a personal challenge...
Please give my best to your Mom, we think about her all the time because she was so nice to us!
Your friend karl

Hot(M)BC said...

::waves paws:: Glad yall liked the Nip Ravioli!!! Fanks for stoppin by to tell us!
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Skeezix the Cat said...

... I can't look!!!!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

how acitin'! we votes that the white kitty starts a trainin' camp that we can attend so we can maybe learn how to fight off vishus deers--or at least keep them at bay while we whip out our vishus deer repellunt! we hopes the black kitty was rescued in time!!