Thursday, December 13, 2007

Will Jake Get a Visit from Santy Paws?

Jake here.

Oh boy, did I have fun last night. I found a new game.
When Mom came home from work I ran ran ran as fast as I could out the door. Oh yeah, and I shouted, "You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerhaired Boy." Mom ran out, just like I wanted her to and tried to chase me down. When she ran left, I ran right. If she ran near the tree, I ran away from the tree. It was SO MUCH FUN. Next she brought out the best treats we have, Kali's Pill Pockets! I NEVER get to eat those things. But I'm too smart for my mom. I sniffed the treat in her fingers as I ran right by. Next she brought out one of my wand toys. Oh what joy, I got to play with the wand toy all by myself, in the jungle, for a LONG time. Mom would try to get me to play near her and I would go up close for a second, but then as soon as she bent over, I ran ran ran. Mom, then told me that she was feeling very ANGRY with me. I couldn't believe my ears, she wasn't having any fun. I slowed down to listen to her feelings and allow her to pet me and then she just grabbed me by the scruff of my neck, pulled me into her arms and brought me inside. I spent the rest of the evening running to the door begging to play again. No such luck! I guess mom wants me to wait until she comes home from work again, and I can wait until then because I'm a good patient poodin.

If I'm not a good kitty, mom explained to me that Santy Paws will only bring me coal. What Mom??? Good poodins don't run outside and make their moms' chase them?? I wasn't being a good kid? But it was so much fun! Santy Paws must understand that a little boy like me likes to be amused. What? I'm suppose to listen to you? At all times?

Mom, um, could you keep this as our little secret? Does Santy Paws have to know about last night?

9 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I do not think that you was a bad cat and I'm sure that Santa Claws will not count it as being a bad cat either. And well...if you get coal, just reminder that if she sits on it and puts pressure on it, it will turn into a diamond!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It sounds like you had a lot of fun. I hope that it is not held against you.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I've never dared!!! I've only been out on my harness but it sounds like you had so much fun!!!

Latte

Daisy said...

Jake, the story of your adventure made me laugh out loud! I think Santa does not have to learn of your little escapade. It is better that way.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

That sound slike a lot of fun and Dante cannot wait to play, being a ginger and all. We think that Santy Paws will come, no problem, so don't worry!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Jake!! Our Grandpaw lives in Bangor! And the house in my picture today is from Dedham, which is about 15 minutes from Bangor. It is a very cold place. With lots of Maine Coons. I do not ever want to visit.

Chase

Chairman Mao said...

Oh wowie, I try to door dart, too -- and you maded it OUTSIDE! That's amazin. Surely Santy Paws won't hold that against you! It sounds like you hadded a lotta fun!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Forty Paws said...

Santy Paws sees all and knows all. You need to suck up big time now, buddy.

Luf, Us

The Furry Kids said...

I did the same thing this week! And The Mom wasn't all that happy with me either. Especially after I scratched her. On accident of course. I'm a little worried about the Santa Claws thing. Do you think he saw us?

EG