Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tyler Tattles on a Tuesday

Tyler here for the big fat tattle on my mom. She disappeared again for a whole day and NIGHT again last weekend. When she came back, she had that aroma of strange cat on her. Each of us took turns investigating the smells on her arms particularly. She had been unfaithful. She even had strange tuxie hairs on her PJs. Now I know I've got a lot of siblings and they come in all colors and hues. What I don't have is a tux brother OR sister. Mom wouldn't talk, so today I broke into her iphoto and who did my little eyes spy but two tuxedo cats staring me down. Here's what I found:









Having found the evidence, Mom claims she, get this, "forgot to tell us" that she would be sleeping with our cousins. Well, she's in trouble now. I'm thinking up the proper consequence. Mom's a teacher and talks about consequences having to be natural and not punitive.  I don't know about that. I think the punitive ones are better. Or at least having her worried about the various punishments I may come up with is better. Of course I'm open to suggestions.Or perhaps you may refer me to a published list of acceptable punishments for the beans various crimes.  Especially, if they've worked with your person or people. Gotta run, take care. Thanks for any ideas you may have.

26 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

She left you and visited another cat? I would be very unhappy with my human if she did that.

Camie's Kitties said...

Hmmm - proper punishment - she should be made to pay homage to you. It must equal the time she spent playing with your cousins, plus 1 hour.

BTW - your cousins are very cute, but she should have told you.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Parker said...

I think that the back of disrespect would be a good punishment!

William said...

I don't know, Tyler. My mom used to go the the shelter every two minutes and visit with a whole bunch of alien cats. And you know she brought home three at various points! Maybe you should cut your mom some slack because she *did come home alone!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hmm, your mom has a good point about consequences being natural and not punitive. I get spanked for clawing the sofa and that never works! So you can't spank your mommy... but you CAN cheat on her with other humans! Yes, I know that's actually spite rather than punishment, but den you see how SHE likes it. :)

Sassy Kat said...

We want to thank you for working so hard on your part in CCSI III. You have gone way above and beyond the call of duty making your part be the best is can be. Big weekend coming up with the premier showing of CCSI III. Great working with you.
Sassy, Momo, Karl, Ruis, Opus & Roscoe

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh my goodness!! She visited other cats and didn't tell you!! For shame!
Your FL furiends,

PS: Just wanted to let you know we got your package, but Mom has been so busy, she hasn't taken pictures yet! We loved everything and Mom loved the Cat soap dispenser! We will get her going!

MoMo said...

My SS does the same thing. She is looking after my cousin when her humans are away.

Tyler, would you please let me know your email address? I have a small present to send to you from the CCSI executives. My email address is momoandco@gmail.com.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

The proper response to the smells of strange cats is ta spray. Make sure ya spray ON HER... That'll teacher (pun intendeded).

Adan*Michico said...

Oah My~~~
I hope you got some temptations after she back!

MoMo said...

Hi Tyler, thankyou for visiting my blog and leaving me your email address. I tried sending an email to it with the present but it was rejected.

MoMo said...

This was the message attached to the rejection:

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: Gmail tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain. We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error.

Camie's Kitties said...

Hi Tyler,

Happy Mother's Day to your mom.

Our litterbox set up is on our blog now.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

CCSI said...

Tyler - you were fabulous! What a performance, we are in awe! Congratulations and welcome to the CCSI family, you are truly a very valuable addition the the wonderful CCSI cast!!!!
Karl

Camie's Kitties said...

Thanks for correcting Mom - she can be a bit stupid at times - Mom found the drawers at Target. They were under $10.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

MoMo said...

Hehehehehe, I think I got on the cover because of diplomacy. The Magazine editor who also happens to be the script writer did not want to cause any resentment among the actors and executives by singling out only one of them, so he picked the most junior and unimportant of the backstage managers to feature on the cover along with the group photo of the cast and crew.

Sassy Kat said...

Wow, seeing other kitties on the side huh? That is serious. I was thinking about what kind of punishment should fit this crime. I think the mom of your house should give you undivided attention for a week, no a month, no a year. She would have to hold you, pet you whenever you wanted. She would also have to give you treats whenever you wanted and also rub your favorite spot for hours on end.
Wanted to say thenk you for working on the CCSI III set so hard and making your part come alive through your wonderful acting. It was great working with you and I look forward to working with you again.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

she cheated on you overnight with other cats?!?
hold on, let me ask Bendrix what he suggests...

ah yes, an old stand by. do the "bladder walk" across her every night for one week. you can take turns, make sure to do it after 2am and one hour before her alarm goes off. she'll have no choice but to get up to use the litterbox.

Bendrix tagged you for a meme!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Sorry I haven't visited for so long. I think William has a good point, but I also think you should try to at least get some Temptations or Tuna Water or whatever your favorite treat is for two days in a row to make up for the deception.

Mr. Tigger said...

Hey Tyler and Jake, if you get a chance my Mom, Samantha, Kashim, Othello and Tybalt threw me a Surprise party for my Birthday/Gotcha Day over at the M-cats Club! Come on by and have some fun!
Hi 5 paw,

MoMo said...

Hey Tyler, you and your family of kitties are featured in Zoolatry. Great graphics of you all!

Mr. Tigger said...

Hi Jake, you are our featured M-Cat on our Monday ManCat Member at the M-Cats Club today! We moved you from the M-Cats in training up to an Official M-Cat!!
Hi 5 paw,

Angus Mhor said...

Refuse to come when dinner is served, or she dangles your favorite toy. Put the bitey on something, like the page of a book, and leave your fang marks!

Colby and Cheddar said...

These are all good suggestions!

We think maybe you should ignore her for a night and a day, except at feeding time (our motto is: never miss a meal!).

Thanks for stopping by our blog and commenting on stuff. We are really glad to meet you!

Halloween said...

Hi Tyler. I'm writing from just a few miles north to send you hugs and thanks for your caring comment on my blog when I learned the Food Dude was very sick. Thanks for taking the time to send us love and healing thoughts in a hard time.

Purrs and hugs, Halloween and her people

Camie's Kitties said...

Hi Tyler and family, we miss you. We are writing to say thanks for being our friends, and sending (((hugs))) to you.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie