Friday, July 13, 2007
Do I LOOK like a chew toy?
I found an important picture Momma not for the blog, but to show you how I suffer. Once again my reputation as a hunky vigorous mancat has been blackened. I will be seen as a kittens' plaything, a trinket, a trifle. Momma, you've gotta explain to him that my tail is ...well...MY TAIL. I am the only cat allowed to touch it. Ok? Tell him cuz he doesn't listen to me. And when you go out and get him that toy maybe you could compensate me for all of the emmotional distress I've suffered at the paws of those two babies. Proper compensation: Temptations (big bags all to myself!), Merrick's Gourmet stinky goodness (all to myself), Pounce (all to myself), live 'Nip plant (all to myself) and my very own laptop and a stroller for Cookie because she has suffered also. Ok, maybe the laptop you can save until my birthday to give it to me. K, momma. Go to the store now and bring me back my reparations. Now please.
Huh, you're going to put it on the blog? Oh momma, don't click on that orange but...