Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Cookie 1, Mom 0

We had a difficult morning at our house. It all started at around 3 am when mom had to get out of bed to use the human litter box. Cookie sleeps on my mom's tummy and she had to be moved which always ticks Cookie off. When mom came back to bed, she had to move Cookie again because she had settled puts her feet when she sleeps. The kittens and I had all the other prime bed spots. So lets just say little Miss Cookie was angry. Later on that morning, Cookie was firmly reestablished at the foot of the bed on mom's side. Mom was already up and about when she ran across Cookie's collar on the bedroom floor. It was still closed tight. She shook it at my sister and kiddingly asked her what the meaning of that was. Cookie narrowed her eyes and said, "I don't wear collars anymore." Well mom grabbed my sister and wrapped her up in a towel burrito. Cookie started growling and even nipped her hand. I came out from the kitchen crying, "Whacha doin' Ma? Why's Cookie so upset? Can't you just let her go."Mom couldn't find the collar so she did let her go. Cookie ran to the living room and jumped on the back of the couch. Mom followed with the found collar. She asked Cookie if she could just please put it on her. You see, my sister used to be a runner. She would dart out the door. She doesn't have a microchip so mom wants her to wear her collar. Cookie just growled and wouldn't stop growling no matter what sweet talk she heard. Finally when mom went to sit down Cookie came and sat kinda near her. Mom was still sweet talking her and placed a whole mess of fish flakes in front of her as a peace offering.

Mom here: I'm at work ready to go home, wondering what the girl may have done as revenge. She does urinate on my dirty clothes basket or my bathroom rug when she's angry. I'm hoping she'll be asleep and I can slip this collar onto her without a fuss. If she protests at all I'm going to put it away until the weekend when we're both well be rested.

Hope you all have had a better morning than we have.

11 comments:

The Furry Kids said...

Your mom sure had a rough morning. I have a feeling that that collar ain't gonna stay on Cookie. It should be fun for you to watch the whole thing, though, Tyler. :)

Earl Grey

Chairman Mao said...

Wowie, Cookie sure don't like collars! That would be like tryin' to put a collar on Brainball. She hates collars. But Marilyn doesn't mind collars at all and loves the one Mickey sent her!

I'm sorry you had a rough mornin, my buddy! I hope tomorrow will be bettur.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Mickey said...

Keep us updated on the collar wars,hahaha

Henry Helton said...

I hope your tomorrow morning is better than today's.

Gemini said...

Oh Cookie and the collar sounds like a challenge. I hope she didn't do anything too bad for you later on.

michico 小芥 said...

That is a very rough morning~! So is Adan, he hates collar, too. I hope you are fine~!! And hope everything will getting smoother.

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha she sounds like one tuff Cookie. She sirtinly gave yer mum a hard time. Mum sez fanks furr explaining about the short bus. She sez our minibuses are used in the same way.

Daisy said...

Hahaha! Cookie been bad!

The Cat Realm said...

That is so considerate of Cookie to pee on the DIRTY clothes instead of something clean... Tyler, why don't you tell you Mom to just have Cookie microchiped? I would never tolerate a collar and we do not even want to start thinking of what Anastasia would have done just SEEING a collar!
Tyler - did you tag me for something right before Anastasia left? I can't remember and all my notes are gone, and I am still pretty brain-confused and stuff.... But I do not want to be impolite and not respond if you did....
Karl

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Uh-oh, that sounds like not too much fun at all. They tried to get me to wear a collar once...yeah, it never works out a I always remove it.

Chase

Forty Paws said...

Goodness! We're glad that nobody is that grumpy in our bed! Well, ok, Gatsbi growls and growls at Dorf if he gets within 3 ft. of her or even looks at her.

Luf, Us