Wednesday, October 24, 2007

I Don't Do Costumes


I thought my mom knew me well enough to not attempt to humiliate me this way, but I was wrong. I explained to her that no amount of "pretty pleases" or Temptations or even pieces of chicken will get me to sit still and allow her to put that thing on me. Not only do I not wear clothes, but I would never tolerate being turned into a PIG. I'm the thin one around here. There isn't anything pig-like about me. My sisters Kali and Cookie are the piggies around here. Mom, didn't even try the costume on them. She was afraid she'd lose a hand. Just Jake and me, but we both ran around the bed like we were on fire. She got the idea that we DO NOT do costumes. Okay mom? You can just buy us prizes for being so cute with your own green things. Um I think we need a couple of more Millie type beds, another Whirly bird, (Jake broke the last one.), lots of those dried fishies, dried chicken, dried turkey and dried beef, and any toys that theyr'e selling at the Siamese place. OK mom? You owe me for just trying to put that pink thing on me.

I will leave the costuming to you, my friends.

I'm so sorry I've been gone for so long. It's you know who's fault. She hasn't been taking pictures and she has been feeling a lot of pressure at work so I didn't even dare ask her to help me with the blogging. As it was, we barely got enough loving. Times are still rough, but I'm trying to get her to lead a more balanced life. I hope to be to all of your blogs soon. I love and miss you all. Sophie is scheduled to go under the knife in the first week of Nov. She'll do wonderfully. I'll nurse her back to health (not literally).

Bye for now,
Tyler

13 comments:

Tara said...

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Gemini said...

Oh I got stuck in my costume too. I hated it as well.

I do not think you look like a pig, but humans are funny. The almost dad is always trying to get Cheysuli dressed as piglet.

MeezerMom said...

at least you don't haf to be a pirate.

Benjamin Fuzz said...

don't blame you for not wanting to be a pig. not a single thing about you is like a pig!

mom could probably dress me up, but i think she'd lose fingers and other appendages if she tried to dress lucy!

William said...

I'm totally with you on that, bro.

Keep working on your mom!

Daisy said...

I was wondering where you been, and I am glad you came back! Sorry you do not like your costume. You are not piglike at all. Maybe you would have liked being dressed in something more in keeping with your character. Like a brave superhero cat!

Karen Jo said...

I can see that you do not like your pig costume at all. There is nothing pig-like you at all. I like Daisy's suggestion of a super-hero cat, though. That's a lot simpler. All you need is a cape.

poppyq said...

Yeah I'm hearing you. My mum tried one on me - no way I was I keeping still, no way.

The Cat Realm said...

Cool!!! A noms costume! You HAVE to enter it in Skeezix Halloween contest!!!!
http://halloweencontest.blogspot.com/
I think it looks awesome - especially with the disdain on your face!!!!!

Mickey said...

I'm with you Tyler.I don't do costumes either!
Hope you can get yer Mom organized and relaxed.Tell her she needs more time with you .That hels relieve stress ;)

TT said...

I knows hows you feel, NO costumes for me or the other kittys. We's don't even like collars.

I's will have to stop back soon to reads more. Welcomes to the blogoshpere Tyler.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Pigs are very smart creatures. The fact that they are rumored to be "pigs" when they eat should not disuade you from wearing costumes. Just don't wear it when your sister comes home from the v.e.t. cuz it may make her laugh so hard her stiches break.
Shilgiah's Mom

Forty Paws said...

Poor Tyler. But the color is quite nice against your furs.

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