Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Cats for Sale

We have two cats who are on mom's Smiley Face list and two who are on the Sad Face list.  (The mom doesn't use this with her students, just with the cats.) The two tabbies are on mom's Sad/Angry I'm Going to Sell You to the Dogs list. 

On mom's return from grocery shopping the orange tabby monster cat rushed her and ran outside where he proceeded to run away from her outreached arms over and over again. And then when she finally caught the orange tabby boy and was taking him in the brown tabby girl ran out. Where the orange boy always remains loving and playful during these escapes the brown tabby girl growls at mom when she nears her and starts hissing when she's caught. The tabby girl is now apologetic and is trying to play kissy face to mom as she sits and types. She knows how to melt the woman's heart. The mom is trying to remain straight faced and angry just to make a point, but is losing the battle as the tabby girl licks away her at her face and arms. 

"Okay, you win! I love you Cookie! Even if you do anger me at times. Just please stay inside. Especially when I haven't eaten all day and I'm looking forward to scarfing my salad."

"Hmph, I told you Jake. All you have to do is act like you're sorry after you've pissed her off and she melts every time."

"Thanks Cookie! So when do we make our next run for the door?" asks the orange boy.
"As soon as possible but lets go out at the same time," instructed Cookie.
"Ok! I go right and go left," snickered Jake.

12 comments:

Alasandra said...

We are in trouble for playing in the garden. Cookie is right acting all lovey gets you out of hot water fast. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Uh oh! You ran outside?! We get in so much trouble for that...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

You ran outside? Outside? Where you could get eaten by a big beast or chased by a mean human? Please stay inside where you are safe and loved.

purrs and tail wags

michico*Adan said...

Oah...I am glad you are doing ok!

Parker said...

HeeHee! It's a good thing we kitties are so cute!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hmmm... sounds like you've got one smart Cookie there. That's always trouble. :)

The Furry Kids said...

Oh dear. EG always gets in trouble when he runs outside. Momma can't stay mad at him for long, though.

Love,
Tazo

Daisy said...

Hmmm. I have never run Outside before. But I am guessing that if I did, I might growl if someone tried to bring me back inside.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo you're in trouble. the one time I did that, I learned not to do that again. She was beyond mad.
It is smart to be sweet and "sorry" to get out of it.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

PS stay inside where you're safe and warm and fed!

Eric and Flynn said...

Yep, be all sweet and loving and they'll forgive you anything.
We get that underlining too but only with Firefox. It's only recently started doing it. We usually just write a short word which underlines then press enter to go a line down which doesn't underline, write what we want to then delete the furrst underlined word. There's probably a way to stop it happening in the furrst place, but we don't know it.

Forty Paws said...

Heh heh. That's funny.

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