Saturday, November 28, 2009

Cookie: I'm here to do the tattling today. First of all, our mom LEFT us on Thanksgiving day and hasn't come back yet. I knew this was going to happen when I saw the suitcase come out and saw the amount of clothes she was packing. But then I saw something really suspicious. She packed a brand new Furminator brush too. That could only mean one thing. She's two timing us. Now, I was able to teleport over to our auntie's house because that's where she told us she was going. I spied on mom from atop the tall cabinets that auntie has at her house. I saw my mom sweet talking my two tuxie cousins. She gave them treats off of her own plate. Does she do that at home with us? Noooooo, it's against the rules. She went to all this trouble making a kitty toy out of shoe string and a Lego man. With us, it's store bought toys only. I ever heard her call the kitties to her at bedtime so they would sleep with her. Chase slept right next to her and Chris slept in between her calves. When I do that, it's "Please move over Cookie, I gotta turn over."lllllllll

So when she gets back, she's gonna hear it from all of us. Because I'm letting all of my brothers and my little sister know exactly what she's been up to. We'll see who wants to sleep with her after they know what's been going on.

Oh, guess what? Mom finally brought the camera home from work. She tried uploading beautiful pictures of us into her laptop and found out that the disk is damaged. So she needs to buy a new one. Which she STILL hasn't done. Now if she had taken the camera to our cousins house, I'm sure she would have bought the disk already.

What! Did my listening ears just hear that mom's on her way home?Woohoo! Oh I mean who cares? ::yawn:: I'll just curl up here on the couch by the front door.

I hope all you kitties out there how wonderful Saturday catnaps.

6 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

It's one thing to go away. It's another to bring gifts for other cats. I would definitely give her the cold shoulder when she comes back!

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

You really need to haf a long talk wif yer Mom. Visitin other kitties in other houses is OK caus that where they live. But treating them BETTER is not. Bite her ankles when she gets home. For a start...

The Island Cats said...

We hope your mom gets home soon so you can give her what for for leaving you!

Laila and Minchie said...

We are simply speechless reading about the antics of your mom cheating on you! The nerve! We are confident you will make her pay for her blunders. bwahahahahaha!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

all I can say is she had better have brought you some nommy leftovers! I can't believe she cheated on you like that!

I hope you get lotsa extra snuggles when she gets back too.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

That can be annoying when your mom is petting and spoiling cousins. She had better bring you really good treats!

Sorry about your camera troubles. Hope she gets it fixed soon so we can see your latest pictures.